He sets his balls on fire as a result.
This has got to be the weirdest proposal I've seen on the web yet. As if...
He's gotta go back to the drawing board to refine his design.
Next time turn the rocket around and face it the right way!
These guys are crazy. He blows his ass off with fireworks.
There are better ways to pierce your ears.
A malfunction sends all 7000 fireworks up at the same time.
Someone launches a massive firework in the neighborhood which blows out...