This is why you don't f*ck with fireworks. Leave it to the professionals or you will be wiping your ass with your other hand.
A chick decides to light a decent sized bottle rocket from her mouth.
The NYPD launched a preemptive attack on fun, destroying 5000 lbs of fireworks, with a street value of of at least $25,000.
Next time turn the rocket around and face it the right way!
I'm definitely going to try this. I wouldn't have thought the fireworks could stay lit. Guess I was wrong.
Fireworks and Gas don't mix.
And this is what happens when you mess with fireworks.
Turns out Captain Awesome isn't all that awesome at all. Owned!
This is what you get when you explode fireworks under a trash bucket.