They can either steal your pool water or let your house burn down. Easy choice!
It must take a lot of vodka to not realize your foot is on fire.
That's a good way to lose all your hair.
Are kids getting dumber and dumber by the minute?
Is your campfire burning out? Then bust out the Harley and FIRE it up...no pun intended.
Run while you still can!!!
I call bullsh*t on this one. Someone try this and let us know!
PRO TIP: Don't use a lighter to check for a gas leak.