There is no hiding from these attack helicopters. Try to attack us and your...
Well that's one way to lose a fight.
Instead of firewood he got bruised ribs.
Is your campfire burning out? Then bust out the Harley and FIRE it up...no...
A tanker leaked a massive cloud of flammable gas which got ignited.
Who's idea was it to give the drunk guy a fire extinguisher?
"Guys my hair just exploded."
You're not supposed to melt your face off!
Check out Marlboro's new cigarette commercial. It's kinda WTF worthy.