This fatty thinks he's a gangster...
Dancing drunk in the back of a pickup when its moving is never a good idea.
Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.
The springboard isn't rated for that much weight.
You definitely chose wrong buddy!
Pigs may fly but this kid sure can't.
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.
Get that crap away from me! I want the real stuff!
This guy is the phatest rapper around, literally!