I bet you don't love peanut butter and jelly as much as this guy does!
This fatty thinks he's a gangster...
Dancing drunk in the back of a pickup when its moving is never a good idea.
Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.
The springboard isn't rated for that much weight.
You definitely chose wrong buddy!
Pigs may fly but this kid sure can't.
Get that crap away from me! I want the real stuff!
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.