Dancing drunk in the back of a pickup when its moving is never a good idea.
The springboard isn't rated for that much weight.
Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.
You definitely chose wrong buddy!
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.
Pigs may fly but this kid sure can't.
Get that crap away from me! I want the real stuff!
Not only did he spill his drink but he took out his buddy too.