Get that crap away from me! I want the real stuff!
All aboard the fat train. If your fat, lazy, and don't feel like walking then hitch a ride on the fat train.
What do you think? Will he make it?
Just because you're a little chunky doesn't mean you aint got game!
Pigs may fly but this kid sure can't.
If you had to write a caption for this guy's video. What would it be?
Why this chick is singing on top of a table is beyond me. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
That's going to leave a mark.
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.
It's time for this cat to go on a diet.