All aboard the fat train. If your fat, lazy, and don't feel like walking then hitch a ride on the fat train.
The springboard isn't rated for that much weight.
Dubstep makes everything that much better.
That's going to leave a mark.
This chick is pissed off because her guild mates in World of Warcraft kicked her out. Damn she is gangsta!
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.
Dancing drunk in the back of a pickup when its moving is never a good idea.
OMG its a beached whale! This woman had way too many Corona's while at the beach, now she cant get even herself out of the ocean.
This dude cant even jump the grass line.