This chick has to be the fastest reader in the world. How does she do this with out getting tongue tied???
The avalanche was moving a lot faster then he thought. He couldn't outrun it.
Good thing he's wearing those chain mail gloves!
Would you like fries with that?
How come this doesn't happen to me? All I get from Taco Bell is diarrhea.
How the hell do all those cars stay on the track going that fast???
I thought I was a fast typer until I saw this guy in action.
Don't blink or you will miss this racing motorcycle. He must be going 250mph!
I'm not sure who has bigger balls? The rally car driver or the people watching the race. It's pretty easy to envision dead bodies everywhere.
The customer called him a bitch and he didn't like that very much so he goes berserk.