Good thing he's wearing those chain mail gloves!
Sam Gordon is the best girl football player you ever seen. 2012 highlights. 35 scores, 232 carries, 1911 yards, 8.2 yards per carry, and 65 tackles! Oh yea, and she's a little kid!
I'm not sure who has bigger balls? The rally car driver or the people watching the race. It's pretty easy to envision dead bodies everywhere.
The customer called him a bitch and he didn't like that very much so he goes berserk.
Holy sh*t are you kidding me. That was impressive!
This kid's rhymes roll off his tongue with incredible speed.
Basically starting the game 0-1.
This chick has to be the fastest reader in the world. How does she do this with out getting tongue tied???
How come this doesn't happen to me? All I get from Taco Bell is diarrhea.