Nobody was happier for him then LeBron James.
He got laid that night...
The really good action starts when the angry fan getting escorted out decided to charge the mascot at mid-court.
A sheet of red fabric continuously flies in and out of a vortex of air created in the center of a room.
All he ended up with was a dry mouth.
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After this game she had a baseball size bump on the back of her head along with a nice concussion. GO SOX!
He didn't make it very far.
Close your eyes kids, this isn't for you.