The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
This is about as drunk as you can possibly get. The only thing he is fighting is gravity.
Drunk Guy Caught Pissing In a Trash Can, Someone had a bit too much to drink.
Who's idea was it to give the drunk guy a fire extinguisher?
When are Russians going to learn that drinking Vodka and driving does not mix.
This drunk dude at the bar manages to get in on the live news report. He's a superstar.
This dude is so wasted he eats his napkin like it was a piece of food and doesn't even know.
He must have been pretty hungry!
This is a triple fail. He wrecks his motorcycle. He wrecks his motorcycle in front of a hot chick. He wrecks his motorcycle while drunk with a cop across the street.