When a bouncer smells smoke from the bathroom he goes ballistic.
Unfortunately the door wasn't as strong as he thought. That's the last elevator ride he will ever take. That wheelchair is going to come in handy now.
You picked the wrong guy to come after with a steel pipe.
I remember a guy that used to play with grizzly bears too, that didnt end well...
He's missing a leg and he's still better then everyone on the field!
Dude ditches his full size bike for his pocket bike.
Hey officer, I'm gonna move before you finish writing my ticket. Get outta my way...Enjoy jail idiot.
The cops totally get owned!
Jeez, you would think people would slow down...nope!