Instead of looking like a tough guy, you now look like a pussy to the whole internet. Grats...
White guy totally blew the bass drop. Black man saves the day and sends the white man on his way. You just got served!!!
Every wedding has one of these guys.
All he hears now is a constant ringing because his eardrums and shot!
When are Russians going to learn that drinking Vodka and driving does not mix.
Some retarded reporter from infowars picked the wrong neighborhood to go and try to report that the FBI blew up the Boston marathon. Get the f*ck outta here.
If the roles were reversed and a girl asked a bunch of guys to have sex, what do you think the results would be?
Wow, what a difference he made. The hatchet looks awesome now.
His next project is to build a lightsaber.