Not exactly what he had in mind. Wait for it...
Not the smartest guy in the world that's for sure.
How the hell did he get that stuck in the first place.
Stairs are a pain in the ass when you're drunk so why not take a shortcut...
This is how rednecks drain their pool for the year.
Some dude goes on a murderous rampage with a large knife
Throw me a beer!!! Now save my drunk ass.
Guess he really didn't need the crutches...lol