Dude could use a couple shots of espresso!
He can use the wood from the tree to build himself a new house.
Someone get this guy a coffee!
He wants to be a gymnast when he grows up.
He took an ambien before going on tv. Bad idea!
I could see this happening a mile away...
into a mound of deep snow. Looks like fun.
Afterwards he couldn't feel his legs...
Stairs are a pain in the ass when you're drunk so why not take a...
That is a long way down. Amazingly she survived this mishap.