He can use the wood from the tree to build himself a new house.
Next time don't park where the tree could fall.
A tree trimmer goes for a ride when the branch he cut sent him flying.
This could have been even worse then it was.
Is this how kids are picking up chicks these days?
That's the last trust fall he'll ever do.
Wait, there's a guy on a ladder? lol
He was so mesmerized by the twerking that he lost his balance.
Well they called it...lol The driver was either drunk or falling asleep at...