He should go play the lottery today!
He chose the quicker method.
Free falling into the abyss is just plain nuts! He can sure hold his breath for a while!
This happened in my home state. A couple underage kids were drunk from a concert earlier in the day and one of them decided to ride the rail up the escalator but lost his balance.
He can use the wood from the tree to build himself a new house.
Somebody had a few too many!
This guy does a solo keg stand but ends up losing his balance and snapping his neck.
They may be winning the war against the fire but NOT gravity.
After some martial arts dude fails during the pregame show and leaves a hole in the runway some poor model takes a plunge.
Next time try that on something that doesn't have wheels.