Next time leave it to the professionals.
Have you ever gotten up and your leg doesn't work because it fell asleep?
Sometimes it's just as dangerous on base than it is on the battlefield.
Never trust a bunch drunk and high people to crowd surf you on a raft.
Booze and hula hoops don't mix.
Remember kids, don't drink and ride!
This guy lost his balance while reporting on live tv.
Next time try that on something that doesn't have wheels.