This guy is as smooth as sandpaper.
These kids must be geniuses!
Now you see him, now you don't. Drunk Dancer Wedding Fail.
That's a long way down. Ouch...
That was such a bad idea. Why not use dynamite?
I just f**king shot myself!
Someone should tell him that her flush beats his 3 of a kind. "You lost...
hmmm, how come nothing is getting picked up?