A frustrated basketball player headbutts the hoop and paralyzes himself.
Just do it before you can think about it...
Somebody forgot to use the proper punctuation on the teleprompter which results in an unfortunate ending for Dana.
It's a pull to the death, no stopping!
Is she wearing a Snuggie???
Why on earth would people attempt these stunts without a helmet?
His beak is going to be a bit more dull after that.
It sucks knowing in mid jump that you're about to get f*cked up.
A defective mortar shell doesn't fire properly and sends these soldiers running for cover.
Somebody had too much spiked eggnog.