A defective mortar shell doesn't fire properly and sends these soldiers...
He can forget about having kids.
That's going to leave a mark!!!
Easy there hulk, you don't need beer muscles just yet.
That answer isn't going to win you any pageants.
Next time turn the rocket around and face it the right way!
That's a long way down. Ouch...
Jumping in high heels doesn't work very well.
Now you see him, now you don't. Drunk Dancer Wedding Fail.