This guy defines the word FAIL. I feel bad for the puppy that got his tongue bitten by the turtle!
Maybe this clown should think about stealing a belt or some smaller pants first.
Instead of looking like a tough guy, you now look like a pussy to the whole internet. Grats...
Back to the drawing board.
This guy loses control of his trailer and sends his nice car flipping down the highway.
This dude is hauling his load until the engine explodes right off the tractor!
It's a pull to the death, no stopping!
If you ever need to break your back, just hop onto a trampoline and fail at your flips.