Somebody forgot to use the proper punctuation on the teleprompter which...
Probably could have used a bigger trailer.
Fire the idiot who thought that net would stop a golf ball.
That's one way to get road rash.
Pro tip: Don't longboard into oncoming traffic.
Longboarder Hits Guardrail, That's going to leave a mark.
The company was too cheap to fix his vehicle.
This is a giant compilation of people getting very lucky!