This is about as drunk as you can possibly get. The only thing he is fighting is gravity.
Walmart is host to all forms of life from rednecks to cross dressers to obese slobs.
Happy birthday and good night. This chick is going to have a tasty headache.
I can assure you he felt like a failure that day.
Well she knows how to put the car in reverse at least.
If you skateboard into oncoming traffic, chances are you will get hit.
Well that's one way to lose a fight.
Afterwards he couldn't feel his legs...
These guys make their very own carnival ride using a cement mixer.