The gas pump caught on fire but the fire extinguisher caused more damage!
This fatty thinks he's a gangster...
In case you didn't hear about this woman last week, she is addicted to tanning!
Do people get dumber by the minute? If you breakdown in the middle of the highway don't stand around like an idiot or this will happen...
Wait for it....Wait for it...
I give it another mile before the mattress lands on the moon. Must be a woman...
Good night sweetheart, good night...