Don't use mom's glassware.
The band sucks so bad I don't think you could even tell he was going down.
She don't know how to ride a motorcycle and takes off through the yard and into the fence.
If you're going to walk out in the middle of traffic then you deserve to get hit.
Next stop...the hospital for some stitches.
I just f**king shot myself!
This guy was enjoying his scooter ride around Key West when a chick on another scooter loses control and slams into him.
These rednecks build a monster truck using a car body and drive it through some deep mud only to blow the engine!