The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
There's a reason why you shouldn't run a race in high heels.
I feel like that should have been in a comedy movie or something. FAIL
A Russian rocket carrying multiple satellites into orbit malfunctioned shortly after launch and erupted into a massive explosion with an epic shockwave.
This is the very reason why the internet was invented.
If you're trying to impress the ladies on the beach you had better land your flips instead of smashing face first into the sand!
Your supposed to look both ways before flying out into traffic on your skateboard.
Wait for it....Wait for it...
Ok, goodnight. He slightly underestimated his opponent.