The main reason why fireworks are mean't for outside.
Next stop...the hospital for some stitches.
Somebody had too much spiked eggnog.
Instead of firewood he got bruised ribs.
The band sucks so bad I don't think you could even tell he was going down.
These rednecks build a monster truck using a car body and drive it through some deep mud only to blow the engine!
Another idiot thinks he can master the ATV backflip and fails.