Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
That should leave him with a few bruises!
Did he bump into Superman or something?
Too bad the dentist isn't open on the weekend.
Well that didn't go as planned.
Instead of getting the hot tub they got a hole in the roof of their house.
Stephan Feck of Germany might go down in history with the worst dive ever in Olympic competition!
First this little kid misses the pitch and gets mad, then he takes another ball to the face.
After the ref was making bad calls all game, Alex Bogomolov finally snapped and had enough. He up and quit right in the middle of the match.