This guy is as smooth as sandpaper.
In most cities you would get your ass beat for being a bunch of tools.
It sucks knowing in mid jump that you're about to get f*cked up.
Some say women belong in the kitchen but that shouldn't apply to this...
When you're going to show off your abs of steel make sure your partner...
The loud music must have rattled his guts.
Things weren't going very well for this firefighter that day.