At least it provided some entertainment for the locals.
He almost had it...well, maybe not.
He can forget about having kids.
Unless you want to take the worst nut shot of your life. Forget having kids.
Good luck finding your dog!
Next time turn the rocket around and face it the right way!
In most cities you would get your ass beat for being a bunch of tools.
It's a pull to the death, no stopping!
This is the new way to skateboard. It just makes it hard to see and tricks are a little more difficult.
Ouch, that left a decent mark. You sir are no Olympian. Fail!