You were supposed to hold her you idiot!
He needed a haircut anyway.
Dude you're buying me a new windshield!
Next time it might be a good idea to chain down the cars before heading into rough seas. Now 52 cars lay on the ocean floor.
His neck was sore for the rest of the day.
Not quite ready for the Olympics yet.
This guy tries to avoid traffic and pays for it.
After getting one million on the spin, the judge buzzes his answer as incorrect. Robbed!
If you're going to get fancy then at least catch the damn ball.
You're not supposed to melt your face off!