The company was too cheap to fix his vehicle.
A funny music video made up from an 80's dating video. All the guys are looking for love. Are you that woman?
Well things didn't go as planned and now he's recovering in the local hospital.
I'm not sure that was a planned part of the play.
Time to visit the emergency room for a broken nose and some smashed teeth.
Did he really think he could chug a bottle of ranch dressing? FAIL
Time to visit your local sporting goods store.
Was that supposed to be a stage dive?
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
Exercise balls are for wimps, giant soccer balls work better.