Only a redneck would come up with using a lawnmower to pull yourself around in a wheelchair.
Take a peek into what it's like to be a drill sergeant.
Don't quit your day job, the circus is not for you!
Make sure you check your door chain next time you stay at a hotel.
There friend decides to attempt and hook up with a girl on a hill, they take aim with some high octane fireworks.
If you're going to get fancy then at least catch the damn ball.
So this guy decides to propose on national TV and gets denied.
Judging by the size of that tree trunk this was going to be a fail from the start.