He should have been an actor instead...
He can forget about having kids.
Well that didn't work out as planned.
This guy was training for the ninja warrior tv show but was not aware there was a wasp nest at the top of the stairs.
He better start popping the Tylenol.
This dude is going to end up with brain damage!
Well that didn't work. He is now officially known as the lamp hugger.
Good news is you're done painting for the day!
From the looks of it, that might have been his last train ride ever...
Trust falling on strangers doesn't work very often.