The band sucks so bad I don't think you could even tell he was going down.
She don't know how to ride a motorcycle and takes off through the yard and into the fence.
Don't use mom's glassware.
The deer almost has the fence cleared until his back legs send him for a tumble.
Why would you want to deadlift in high heels anyway?
If you're going to walk out in the middle of traffic then you deserve to get hit.
The main reason why fireworks are mean't for outside.
Next stop...the hospital for some stitches.
Somebody had too much spiked eggnog.