I love how he is more concerned with the damage to his car.
As soon as I saw the glass doors I knew what was going to happen.
Somebody owes somebody a lot of money!
It's easier to take the stairs that don't move against you.
It's bad enough that he crashed. You didn't need to run him over.
Time to visit your local sporting goods store.
I give that dive a pure 10!
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
He bit off a little more then he could chew.
Don't stand in the water and grab your electric fishing pole. He wasn't the head of his class.