Fire the idiot who thought that net would stop a golf ball.
This is why you don't mess around with PVC pipes and black powder. Not a good idea kids...unless you want to go blind.
He should follow his own advice.
Why would you want to deadlift in high heels anyway?
I dont think break dancing is covered under the warranty for that laptop.
Whoever was leading that convoy should be relieved of duty.
Can you guess the reason why he didn't make the football team?
This has fail sauce written all over it. The robber gets owned by the store clerk and his wife.
Talk about fail sauce...nothing goes right over there.