I give it another mile before the mattress lands on the moon. Must be a...
Someone get this kid an aspirin cause that's going to leave a mark. OUCH!
This is the very reason why the internet was invented.
Booze and Ladders don't mix.
Guess what? Aerosol is flammable!
Don't get high and try making a cooking show.
Happy birthday and good night. This chick is going to have a tasty...
Jet Skier: 0, Ocean Wave: 1
Time to visit the emergency room for a broken nose and some smashed teeth.
A fireworks mishap makes for a dangerous and explosive show.