You're the only one in the parking lot. How did you not see that?
Don't take lessons from this guy.
He tried to do something nice and it backfired.
This guy hit the bottle a little hard before moving a heavy freezer.
A zorb jumps the fence and tumbles down the mountain into the abyss. Unfortunately one of the people inside didn't make it. Gives a new meaning to the ride of your life.
The bloody lightbulb guy from earlier this week is back with a frying pan. Maybe he's trying to knock some sense into himself?
That's one way to knock the breath out of yourself.
He should follow his own advice.
His beak is going to be a bit more dull after that.
Someone get this guy a band-aid!