I'm willing to bet the person trying to park this car was a woman!
If you're trying to impress the ladies on the beach you had better land your flips instead of smashing face first into the sand!
Time to replace every single window in the house.
Can I have my hand back now? thx
hmmm, how come nothing is getting picked up?
Your supposed to look both ways before flying out into traffic on your skateboard.
Wait for it....Wait for it...
This is a good way to singe off the hair on your body or loose some limbs.
I feel like that should have been in a comedy movie or something. FAIL