Even a durable condom can't withstand a Coke and Mentos load!
How not to deep fry a turkey on thanksgiving.
Now that's what you call a "god damn hand cannon".
Running a little low on antifreeze? Luckily the passengers escaped with only their eyebrows singed off.
A large tire explodes sending an employee backflipping into the air. BOOM!
Now that's what you call a HOT ROD.
A malfunction sends all 7000 fireworks up at the same time.
A crazy dog bites into a spray can under the kitchen sink causing a paint explosion. The fumes light from the oven. The result is a messy house fire and a painted dog.
This is what rednecks do for fun...