The sky is raining eggs! Must be a giant bird because those are no robin eggs.
I bet you'll never guess.
I wonder how many of you will break the egg inside your shirt?
He must have really pissed some people off.
She wants to win the Easter egg hunt at all costs!
Amazing talent like this just don't exist these days.
WTF! Why would anyone eat that random crap. Oh I know, to look like a fool on the internet.
An egg is all you need to keep this dog busy.