Every morning should start off with a well balanced meal and Bacon Strips!
Mom and Dad are going to hell after playing this cruel prank on their little kid.
The sky is raining eggs! Must be a giant bird because those are no robin eggs.
I bet you'll never guess.
I just tried this and I can say it totally works!
WTF! Why would anyone eat that random crap. Oh I know, to look like a fool on the internet.