You would never know the wife is almost vertical.
This dude is so wasted he eats his napkin like it was a piece of food and doesn't even know.
Someone was enjoying the holidays a little too much!
One of the mythbusters test the effects of alcohol. Running on a Treadmill after 5 scotches = Fail.
Don't start a fight you can't finish.
He's so drunk that a spit wad can knock him over.
Somebody throw this guy a tip.
Dumbass picked literally the biggest dude to fight with.
Don't drink and drive. The driver of the Ferrari blew right through the red light.
This kid gets a bubble bath shamming by his friends. The bubbles end up pouring out the windows.