This drunk dude accidently shoots himself in the head with a flare gun.
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
That sux for his buddy!!!
Some drunk chick runs to the stall and knocks herself out.
Booze and Ladders don't mix.
The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.
A squirrel was snacking on fermented pumpkins and got drunk.
Watch out, it's going to blow!
When are Russians going to learn that drinking Vodka and driving does not mix.