Some poor guy gets creamed by a drunk driver. Thats why you look both ways.
That sux for his buddy!!!
This is what news would be like if the reporters drank.
Someone had one too many at the airport bar.
This drunk dude accidently shoots himself in the head with a flare gun.
Dont pass out around your friends with a vacuum in the room.
Some drunk chick runs to the stall and knocks herself out.
When are Russians going to learn that drinking Vodka and driving does not mix.
Why do drunk people like to punch each other in the face?
This kid is so hammered he manages to knock himself out on a hand dryer.