This is a triple fail. He wrecks his motorcycle. He wrecks his motorcycle in front of a hot chick. He wrecks his motorcycle while drunk with a cop across the street.
This is what happens when you drink too much before the ceremony.
Some hammered chick is rolling around on a table when all of a sudden it tumbles along with her.
The door breaks down on top of him while he is puking in the bathroom.
This drunk dude at the bar manages to get in on the live news report. He's a superstar.
Nobody gets burned and sh*t was everywhere so I call this a win.
Grandma can blame it on old age but I think maybe she didn't like her grandson's new bride.
This is what happens when you let a female drive when she is drunk...lol
Drunk Girls get freaky in the kitchen and Kiss.