He's so drunk that a spit wad can knock him over.
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.
They wake up the drunk kid and he falls off his seat.
How in dafuq does that happen???
This guy is hammered and cant ride his bike.
A really drunk sorority girl in the bathroom.
People get poisoned from the nitrogen cloud and start passing out into the pool. Uh oh!