Don't drink and drive. The driver of the Ferrari blew right through the red light.
He don't have much time left on this earth...
Booze and hula hoops don't mix.
He didn't make it very far.
Comedian and YouTube prankster Tom Mabe has a friend with a severe drinking problem. After hearing that this friend, who has five DUIs, was passed out drunk again, Mabe went to work teaching him a lesson. He converted an office into a hospital room and convinced the friend that he had been in a coma for ten years.
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.
Throw me a beer!!! Now save my drunk ass.
I wouldn't open the door for that psycho either!
A drunk Buffalo Bills fan falls from the 300 level after horsing around and its all caught on camera.