This kid is begging to be knocked out, and so he is.
Some drunk chick runs to the stall and knocks herself out.
This drunk dude accidently shoots himself in the head with a flare gun.
Some poor guy gets creamed by a drunk driver. Thats why you look both ways.
Dont pass out around your friends with a vacuum in the room.
This redneck drives his tractor while very drunk.
This guy is hammered and cant ride his bike.
Someones uncle is drunk and wants to dance but they wont let him.
You dont have much balance when you are piss drunk.
This is what news would be like if the reporters drank.