Not what her parents want to hear.
Someone had one too many at the airport bar.
Throw me a beer!!! Now save my drunk ass.
I wouldn't open the door for that psycho either!
If you get drunk and pick fights with random people chances are you're...
You would never know the wife is almost vertical.
That how you make a drink with some some style.
This guy purchased a 20 year old bottle of Crystal Pepsi (The Clear Soda)...
Top Bunk wins with a knockout!
Why in the hell would you drink drano???