Getting drunk and trying to ride a horse is not a good idea. Friends don't let friends drink and ride.
Not what her parents want to hear.
Dumbass picked literally the biggest dude to fight with.
Someone had one too many at the airport bar.
Throw me a beer!!! Now save my drunk ass.
I wouldn't open the door for that psycho either!
He's known as the Lebron James of beer pong.
If you get drunk and pick fights with random people chances are you're going to get knocked the f*ck out!
You would never know the wife is almost vertical.
These guys are brilliant. Great way to lose an eye.