Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
They hit the catnip a little too hard or it was laced with something...lol
Now you see him, now you don't.
He didn't see the other guy jumping at the same time. Alcohol and fires don't mix well.
Top Bunk wins with a knockout!
Gravity: 1, Drunk Russian: 0
This happened in my home state. A couple underage kids were drunk from a concert earlier in the day and one of them decided to ride the rail up the escalator but lost his balance.
This Santa is absolutely hammered! Must have had too much spiked eggnog.
This is how Canadians crack open a beer.